Yours Truly

When I think about all the things I tend to lose or misplace in my life, I am glad that my head is attached to my body because I would probably lose that too. One thing I do refuse to lose anymore is my sanity. It's a waste of time. That being said, I'd like to explain that this blog is full of facts and my OPINIONS are based on those facts. You don't have to like my opinions and if they are about you, then maybe you should re-evalute your life because I base my opinion on these truths.

As my lovely followers know, there were several comments made in response to my Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid blog. This is my reply. I am NOT sobbing about my break-up. My goodness, I'm glad that it's over. No one should stay in a loveless relationship. Finding out everything I did made it that much easier for me to get out. Do I love drama? Who doesn't??? That's why reality shows do so well. America's Next Top Model isn't in its 19th cycle because people care about a bunch of tall skinny bitches taking photographs. It's a hit show because bitches are triflin' and dramatic. My life is entertaining due to the immense amount of controversy and drama I stir up. (Yes, I admit, I stir the pot) So of course I want to share it! And my blog has been a huge success because of it.

My blog is just my documented journey of my newly found single life. The journey is going to have its ups and downs, but I want to show the world...or my Facebook friends for that matter, that it is possible to move on, trust, and love, after repeated shitty relationships. And hey, good recipes and fun projects found on Pinterest isn't bad either! So, as much as you would love for this blog to be about you, it never will be.

I could care less what you do with your life. You only get mentioned because you are part of a background story that is pertinent for my readers to understand. I already said I wasn't mad at what you did, it was fucked up, but that's the nature of the beast. I can only be mad at my ability to be naive and the man that I invested time in. So you can get off your high horse in thinking that you are a daily part of my thoughts.

I just call 'em like I see 'em. Dictionary.com says a slut is

1. a dirty,slovenly woman.
2. an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.

I'd like to go with definition number two. Most people would agree that knowingly sleeping with someone else's significant other, no matter what that other says, is immoral. So technically you can be a mom, a student, have your shit together, and be the fucking preacher's daughter and still be a slut. Also, if you look up slut on Thesaurus.com you will see the other synonyms I provided in the blog. I may be southern, but I'm not an idiot. My vocabulary is just more expanse than yours.

I wasn't trying to put you on "blast" as you so eloquently put it. No one knew who you were until you posted your entire name. See, I actually had enough respect for you to NOT do that. I guess it is just part of this attention complex that you seem to have, but I'm no psychologist. However, if you need an adjustment or two, I'll be in clinic in 7 months. :) Oh, and BTW that reply to your comment was not from me, so you addressed the wrong person. Looks like someone needs to stop reading what they want to read and read the facts.

Finally, I have no need to get to know you. If I wanted to do that, I would have taken you up on your suggestion and friended you on your Facebook or took you out for a nice dinner and drinks. Oh and I did my research as you asked, nothing popped up on Google. Sorry. I would like to thank you and your friends however, for supporting my blog by reading it and creating more controversy!

Yours truly